Name: Cloak
Age/Sex: 16, Male
Married: No
Location: Canada
Real Job: Head designer of designing heads department
Job Description: Duties? My duties are to give duties to someone else.
Experience: 2.5 years of sleep
Hobbies: Computer games, basketball, sleeping

Task: COMPLETED, 8th to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: The best way to get what you want is to just keep jabbering about nothing.  I'd explain how you get fat while listening to the radio station, and that while listening to the music dogs attack your car. You'd be suprised how well this works. Oh, by the way, did you know that when you vote for me to get voted out you lose 1 brain cell? It's true.

Task: COMPLETED, 6th to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I'd have to go, I would be way to curious about the gift.
That's not to say I'd stay, though. I'd bring a beeper and get someone to beep me when I get the gift. I'd have to "go to the washroom" a few minutes after I get it to phone and tell someone to beep me, but I would.
Even if they don't beep me, there's always food poisoning....

Sent Memos To: No Memos Sent
Task: COMPLETED, 6th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: Well I think everyone who "works" at ishouldbeworking knows the answer to this, pop up the internet and go to the hilarious joke section of isbw. Nothing can make a crowd laugh like these jokes. And for the competitive they can play some of the games. When you're at isbw, everytime's a good time!

Week 4 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Micky, Sneakieyes
Task: COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: The one that goes up kinda invisible, quiet... and then *BANG* outta no where is the biggest blast and a HUGE colour blast. I have to be that, because I'm annoying, but some people love me. And that fire-cracker gets annoying, but some people just love it.

Week 3 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Lone Stranger, Sneakieyes
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd employee to finish and got Monday off
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: It's not that I forgot to buy the souvenir, it's that I realise he REALLY wanted that shirt. And there is another trip going to Rio in a few months, after all. And my boss is the type who thinks you should learn from your mistakes, except next time I'll bring him a shirt AND a matching sweater.

Week 2 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Paige, Lucy
Task: COMPLETED, 2nd employee to finish and got Monday off
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I would LOVE to get together with you,
honestly. And since this is my first time in Rio De Janeiro, I don't know where the good sites are, so I have plenty of time free. You know what I hear is great to do in Rio though? Spitting on the statue up on the hill. Oh yah, that's practically a ritual here! You just can't visit Rio without doing that, I did it yesterday. I'll meet you at that cafe right over there in 2 hours."

Week 1 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Allen, Lucy
Task: COMPLETED
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I'd run over to the register next to me that's closed, and tell the people behind me to come over to my register. When they get there I'd look around, like I'm looking for something, and say "Oh shoot, the janitor forgot my DSP-11 forms again, I'll be right back." Then I'd run to the bathroom and get in line. (If there are still a lot of people in line, I'd do the same trick again skipping the bathroom, except this time the janitor forgot to sharpen my pencil, stupid janitors.)"


Registration Question Response: Why are you still on lunch instead of at work? - "SUPRISE! We followed you here, and I bet you forget that this day marks just 103 days from your birthday! We bought you this uh... hat! I noticed you liked mine... so I got you one just like it, but it, of course, isn't the same one, mine never had a stain here, here... and here. "

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