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Name: Kim
Age/Sex: 34, Female
Married: Yes
Location: USA
Real Job: Independent contractor, medical transcription business
Job Description: Able to decipher and transcribe doctorese (bad grammer, mush mouth) into intelligible reports
Experience: 14 years
Hobbies: golf, painting

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Week 13 Assignment Info:
* Kim was our final employees to be terminated and took the 2nd place honors on the final day of our contest, 4/9/01.

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED
Question Response: bullx.gif (871 bytes) INCORRECT

Opinion Response: I had no skills to get me to the final 2 except that I was embraced by an alliance and got chummy with the right people. I have had a lot of fun in this contest, met new friends and it gave me a diversion from my boring work day. I would make a GREAT CEO but not as good as Slhacker, because he has been supporting this really fantastic web site for a long, long time and deserves to take home the cup. I would be pefectly happy in the #2 spot as his administrative assistant.

 

Week 12 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Slhacker

Sent Memos To: None
Task:
bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETE, 2nd to submit and got the day off with most submissions
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT

Opinion Response: I'd accidentally dump my 64 ounce soda on her, look in her right in the eye and say "Oops."

Week 11 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Michele
Sent Memos To: Michele

* Kim already earned this Monday off and was not required to submit an assignment this week.
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT

Opinion Response: As much as I enjoy a day out with coworkers, I do have mouths to feed and could really use that raise and promotion. I will have to stay and work until my evaluation is over, and hopefully after that I could catch up with them. Knowing my buddies, they will be there til dark and it's always more fun at night anyway.

Week 10 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Christy
Sent Memos To: None

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 4th to submit
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT

Opinion Response: I hear the words "leave when I am finished" so i would make my notes according to gestures: Arms waving= Big Problems. Finger pointing= My Company. Head shaking= Going
To Lose Account. Finger on temple: I Have An Idea. A little smile: There's Still Hope. Then I'm out the door at 3:30.


Week 9 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Jen
Sent Memos To: None

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 6th to finish
Question Response:
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Opinion Response: "Celebrities" do nothing for me. I would not go out of my way to be close to one let alone try and ride the lift with one. There is one exception, Nicholas Cage, who I think is the cutest thing. I would get behind him in the singles line and ask if he wanted some company to the summit, we could just merge into the
big line from there.


Week 8 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Vance

Sent Memos To: Jen, Jen

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 1st to finish
Question Response:
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Opinion Response: I would hope I'd never be so hard up for money that I'd give away my beads and trinkets to my boss for 100 bucks. But if that were the case, I can grapple and wrestle with the best of them, i'd stand on that parade route until the last float went by and I had beads hanging from every extremity.


Week 7 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Cloak

Sent Memos To: Jen, Vance

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 4th to finish
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: If it's a big office, it's Musak and since there's nothing you can do about it from the source, you attack it peripherally. I would buy a thin sheet of foam rubber and tape it over the speaker nearest to my desk.


Week 6 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Sharri

Sent Memos To: None

Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 4th to finish
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: I'd go to dinner with him and see what it was all about, I wouldn't want to turn down an invitation to dinner with the VP just because there was a rumor going around that there was this expensive gift involved. If the rumor was true and it was an expensive gift I would politely not accept the gift after thanking him for dinner.


Week 5 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Sharri

Sent Memos To: Skillit, Skillit
Task:
bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 8th employee to finish
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: I turn on the little desk fan, kick off my
shoes, plug into some smooth tunes on the Discman, get a giant iced tea, and try to lay low!


Week 4 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Micky, Sneakieyes

Task:
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Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: I am like a sparkler. I like to get lit, and twirl around and be sparkly for a while, but then I never last long. I always fizzle out.


Week 3 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Lone Stranger, Christy
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 9th employee to finish
Question Response:bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: Check out the airport gift shops and pick out something really nice, something that looks like I bought it in Rio.


Week 2 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Lone Stranger, Lucy

Task:
bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 13th employee to finish assignment
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I think it would be pretty easy to lose the salesman in the streets of Rio during Carnival. I would just make myself disppear for a while!"


Week 1 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Micky, LizFiz
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: "If I REALLY had to go and the restroom was
very close, I'd ask the person behind me to hold my place because as you know a woman can "go" real quick if needed. If they looked grumpy or the restroom was far away, I can always hold it."

Registration Question Response: Why are you still on lunch instead of at work? - "I'd discretely spill the TCBY I had in my hand onto the front of my suit and then say "I'm SO glad I ran into you!! I spilled my lunch on my suit and i RUSHED to find a new one for the presentation this afternoon - but I really could use your input on what to pick out because, well, you know you have the BEST TASTE in clothes at the office!" This way I can goof off, suck up, and shop all while I should really be working."
 

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