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Name: Lone Stranger
Age/Sex: 48, Male
Married: Yes
Location: Tennessee
Real Job: Flunkie/Gopher/Fall Guy
Job Description: See Above
Experience: 20+ years
Hobbies: Hummm Survival!

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Week 4 Assignment Info:
Lone Stranger was released on January 29th, 2001.

 

Week 3 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Micky, Christy
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish
Question Response:bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: Well My boss loves his fish and I forgot to
get him those Piranaha that he wanted. Not to worry though...I explain that US Customs confiscated them because they were exotic animals and under US law you need a permit to import them.
I do however bring his wife a lovely dress and a note telling her that she would be able to knock his socks off by wearing this sexy little number to dinner the following night. (along with blowing everyone else's mind by actually doing it).


Week 2 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Micky, Lucy

Task:
bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED, 10th employee to finish assignment
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: "Inform the interloper that I "NEVER, EVER"
mix business with pleasure and since Rio is a "party city" I simply can't allow his sweaty-palmed form to intrude upon my pleasure. If he persists I would simply break his wallet by asking my extended family (ie every patron in the bar) to join the discussion and of course the salesman would spring for the drinks or run."


Week 1 Assignment Info:

Voted To Fire: Allen, Kim
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETED
Question Response: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) CORRECT
Opinion Response: "Hold it because the line will not get any
shorter and you are dealing with government employees who usually do not care about you as a person."

Registration Question Response: Why are you still on lunch instead of at work? - "Hey Boss, I'd like you to meet Ms Jones and Ms Smith. They are very interested in the purchase of a substantial amount of our products and wished to discuss it in a "relaxing" atmosphere. Can I charge this meal to my expense account?"
 

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