Name: Skillit
Age/Sex: Male
Married: Yes
Location: USA
Real Job: Computer Tech.
Job Description: Currently I provide support in a team
enviroment, troubleshooting operation for Philip Morris
Experience: 2 years
Hobbies: Tae Kwon Do, reading, webpage design |
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Week
13 Assignment Info:
Skillit was released on April 2, 2001.
Termination Response: "I'm
privileged to be the first to hand in my resignation on ISBW. Truth of the matter is,
slhacker and Kim are two great people and either deserves to win. I don' t want to vote
against either. May the best man (or woman!) win." |
Week
12 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Skillit
Sent Memos To: None
Task:  COMPLETE
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I quietly get up, go to the management office and inform them of
the guy in row 5 sitting by himself is masturbating in his chair.
Week 11 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Michele
Sent Memos To: Michele
Task: COMPLETE
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: Since this is so
important for my paycheck, I'd do the meeting and meet up with my friends later. Got to
keep that great vacation of a so called job.
Week 10 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Christy
Sent Memos To: Kim, Slhacker,
Michele
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd to submit and got Monday off
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I switch from
just asking questions and hearing responses to having him write down his answers so they
can be "evaluated later." That way I have it in writing (unless his handwriting
is as hard to read as his accent is to understand!)
Week 9 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Jen
Sent Memos To: Michele, Michele
Task: COMPLETED, 1st to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I wouldn't
approach someone just because they are a celebrity; I figure they get tired of all that
real quick, but because I have to answer this question, I'd just walk up to them and ask
if they'd mind if I rode up on the lift with them. I think the best way to go about this
is openly and honestly. I wouldn't want to come off as just another "fake" that
they're probably used to having to deal with.
Week 8 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Vance
Sent Memos To: Michele
Task: COMPLETED, 2nd to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: Since
I don't have the correct "breast" to be flashin' an I did spend Mardi Gras with
my wife and her two sisters , we had PLENTY of beads and trinkets to bring back!!! (Even
took a few snapshots of the partying folks for the bossman to drool over.)
Week 7 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Cloak
Sent Memos To: Michele, Vance,
Kim
Task: COMPLETED, 5th to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I
would work on my boss for a couple of days explaining how much easier it would be for all
if I telecommute. Doing web design doesn't require me to be at the office everyday saving
crucial cube space and also saves tolls, gas and the outrageous parking expenses that the
company pays for. Why, I might even use that when justifying my next raise!
Week 6 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Sharri
Sent Memos To: Kim, Michele,
Slhacker
Task: COMPLETED, 7th to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I would kindly explain that as I rule, I
never date anyone at my place of employment as it creates so many problems. However if all
this attention was just "job related" and not a "date," then I would
enjoy the evening with her. That way, I'd make sure the record was set straight and I'd
still get that expensive gift I keep hearing about!
Week 5 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Sharri
Sent Memos To: Kim, Kim
Task: COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I would do just what my boss does around
here on Friday afternoons....cold beer for all! (Or maybe those tasty little mixed drinks
with the umbrellas!) Then not only would we stay for the next 5 hours, we'd probably party
well into the night.
Week 4 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Cloak, Jen
Task: COMPLETED, 10th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I'd be just a regular 'ole firecracker. I'd
be the one in the bunch that you lit, threw, waited and nothing happened. Then without
expectation, I'd go off. This describes my personality well. At first, I seem like your
run of the mill type of guy. You don't pay much attention to me. Then after taking the
time to get to know me, you find that I have much more hidden that comes out in time.
Week 3 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Vance, Sharri
Task: COMPLETED, 10th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I'd simply tell him that it wasn't possible
to bring home a Brazilian woman and that he'd have to take care of that himself. I also
would have shopped Sunday night for something over the internet and had shipped to him in
the next few days.
Week 2 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Lone Stranger, Lucy
Task: COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish assignment
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I'd
find out the address of the local gay bar then I'd give him the address telling him to
meet me there at a certain time the next night (and wait for me if I'm running late.) I'd
be long gone by then."
Week 1 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Skillit, Skillit
Task: COMPLETED
Question Response:  INCORRECT
Opinion Response: "This is not a problem. First of all,
I am in line on company time so I don't care if half the people in the room go in front of
me. I get out of line, go do "my business" and get back at the back of the line.
I also considerately hold the place of the woman in front of me who has to go to the
bathroom."
Registration Question Response: Why are you still on lunch
instead of at work? - "I saw something that had you written all over it and
just had to buy it. It's out in the car, I'll give it to you when I get back to the
office" |
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