Name: Vance
Age/Sex: 24, Male
Married: Yes
Location: Massachusettes
Real Job: Firewall / VPN Support
Job Description: Configure and Maintian client's Firewalls
and VPN access
Experience: 6 years
Hobbies: Roleplaying, Paintball, Reading Email |
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Week 9
Assignment Info:
Vance was released on March 5, 2001. |
Week
8 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Vance
Sent Memos To: No Memos Sent
Task:  COMPLETED
Question Response:  INCORRECT
Opinion Response: To be perfectly blunt, I would take them
off the ground, off of cars and off of passed out people. I wouldn't go too far because it
is only a $100, but cash is cash so I do what I can. Besides, I probably ran up so much on
partying on the company credit card that I will need the cash to pay for some of it
;)
Week 7 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Cloak
Sent Memos To: Jen, Kim, Skillit
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd to finish and earned Monday off last week
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: Well, lets start with the first important
rule in this, he who controls the radio, controls the music. As I am for all intent and
purpose, the IT department, I handle all of the Data and Phone connectins for the company.
Therefore I control the internal musical network. I would simply go in just before
going home, and change the station to something more to my liking, and lock the door.
Should my boss question it, I'll tell him I must have bumped the tuner and will try to fix
it later...then conveniently forget. My
boss never remembers anything ;P
Week 6 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Vance
Sent Memos To: No Memos Sent
Task: Not Turned In Yet
Question Response: Not Turned In Yet
Opinion Response: Not Turned In Yet
Week 5 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Vance (never got his vote in)
Sent Memos To: No Memos Sent
Task: COMPLETED, 4th employee to finish and earned Monday off
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: Well there are a few things to keep in
mind. First off I won't comment on the heat, the more you talk about it the worse it
feels. Secondly fans are always a bonus, and can always help cool you down. Also I would
start tossing around emails to everyone formatted so that when you follow the directions
they make paper airplanes with AIR CONDITIONING OR BUST on the side in large bold print.
Lastly I would suggest to everyone that we turn off our computers and sit back and relax.
When our boss asks what the hell is going on, I explain the logic that the PC's produce
too much heat, we needed to be cooler so they are shut down. Then I'd offer him a drink as
he looked at me stupified. What he doesn't know is that it is getting cooler already
because we have positioned fans just so that he gets a cool breeze when he walks by the
cubes with the PC's off and turned on the heat in his office to increase the effect.
Week 4 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Ed, Michele
Task: COMPLETED, 9th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: I would have to say that there isn't a
firecracker that best describes me. The only analogy I could use is the finale in any
fireworks display to discribe the type of person I am. I am a loud, bright blast of
excitment, and though you know I am coming, and know when I am coming, I still cannot help
but bring a moment of surprise and awe each time you see me.
Week 3 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Lone Stranger, LeafsGirl
Task: COMPLETED, 12th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "Well you see, I have this odd and
unique dilema...I like my boss. This would force me to take one of two courses of action.
Either run to the Mall and try to find something "Finnishly Authentic", or I
could jump online and try to find something "Finnishly Authentic" and have it
shipped over night.
Either way I will proabably come down with some rare "Finnish illness" and have
to take Monday off as it is for extra time to wrap the gift, and of course to slack
off:)"
Week 2 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Paige, Lucy
Task: COMPLETED, 5th employee to finish assignment
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I take him up on his offer to sit
down and have some drinks. Being the good Irish/Scottsman that I am, I being to tell him
tales of happyness and sorrow, love and loss. I will continue this line of conversation
until I have drinken him under the table. When he is in enough of a stupor. I convince him
not only that I don't need new times shares, but to buy back my old time shares at a
profit to me. : ) This is better known as Irish Diplomacy"
Week 1 Assignment Info:
Voted To Fire: Allen, LizFiz
Task: COMPLETED
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I check to see if the person in front
of me is paying by Credit or Cash. If they are paying by credit card then the transaction
should be quick and I would hold it. If though, the person is paying in cash then I would
need to know if they are paying the exact ammount or waiting for change. If it was exact,
again I can wait. If it was not exact though, I would be forced to
hit the bathroom, hopefully with the kind people behind me keeping me a spot. You see the
Passport office doesn't make change and I am sure the person in front of me will complain
for a while and then be told they should have read the sign posted on the door as you walk
in. "The Passport Office does not give change"
Registration Question Response: Why are you still on lunch
instead of at work? - "I may be at the mall having lunch, but what are you
doing here? All I do is support customers which we have 40 OTHER people to help. Does
anyone else do YOUR job?" |
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