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COMPLETEOpinion Response: Shave my head and keep it real like Mr. Clean. I find it gives one a crisp look before a big presentation and would certainly make an impact. Week 10 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Kate Task: COMPLETEQuestion:
COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would have to act fast, but I would do the following a) quickly pee on the floor b) cut my arm on a piece of the glass c) scream (in a manly way, of course) d) lie on the floor near (not on) the pee e) tell everyone that I slipped on a random puddle of pee and fell into the machine f) try to get workers comp. Week 9 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Dave Task: COMPLETEQuestion:
COMPLETEOpinion Response: Being an only child, it's tough to say. Put I would probably explain my brother to my boss, explaining that he had had some problems before. But now, I would tell him, he has seen the error of his ways and is ready to kick some ass for a good company. Hopefully that will secure him the position, as well as prepare my boss for some complications. Week 8 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jonny K (incorrect assignment) Task:  INCORRECTQuestion:
CORRECTOpinion Response: Pffft, who needs stability when you're making mad loot?!?! I'd take the new job, buy a lavish apartment, waste ALL the money on liquor and women and eventually get fired. Then I'd come back here and beg for my job back. All in all, it would be a nice vacation. Week 7 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Shadow Task: COMPLETEQuestion: COMPLETEOpinion Response: Tell him that my sinus condition had reached a brutal point and the new medicine my doctor had perscribed usually makes people drowsy until their body makes a physical adjustment. Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Fruitloop Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: As annoying as it may be, I could never back down from a bet I had willingly made. I would have the picture taken with the goofiest smile possible on my face, so it would seem that this was actually something I WANTED to do (Y) Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jim Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would lie to my supervisor, telling him that I had NO OTHER way to get a date and the co-worker was simply attending the function as my plutonic escort. Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jim Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would go home, but change my voice mail to this before I left: "Hi, this is Jon. I'll be on a conference call for the next hour or so, but if you leave a message, I'll call you back as soon as I can". Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: No Vote, Off last week Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would use the old "conference call/working lunch" excuse and bring my lunch back to my office. Yes, I RULE!!!! Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Off last week, did not have to vote Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: Well, half my day is downtime, so I wouldn't be enticed by that aspect. I'd wait for things to begain to fall-apart (buying my co-workers some time) before coming in at the critical moment with the big save Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Daisy Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: Catch the bosses eye in the midst of the ass-kissing and make a well-timed, scathing joke when the brown-noser isn't paying attention
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Registration Question Response: Why are you leaving work early? Laugh and say, "Boy, I must still be on Minnesota time". It's worked before.
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