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| Week 8 Assignment Status: Shadow was terminated on September 10, 2001. Week 7 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Shadow (incorrect assignment) Task:  COMPLETEQuestion:  INCORRECTOpinion Response: I'd have to resort to the old Jedi Mind Trick, which I find actually works on the week minded fool. It would probably go something like this... Him, "I want to talk to you." Me, "You don't want to talk to me." Him, "I don't want to talk to you???" Me, "You don't know why I'm here..." Him, "I don't know why you're here." Me, "You want to give me a raise..." Him, "How about we talk about your raise?" Thus, I get more money for sleeping on the job... Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Fruitloop Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: Well, I'd have to contact a make-up artist to help make myself look at much like HIS boss as possible. Then let him decide if he really wants to hang the picture in the lounge. Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jim Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: Well, I guess I'll just have to remember to take along those incriminating Polaroid's won't I. Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Trafjam Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: Ahh... That's the beauty of a cell phone. I'd just forward my office phone to my cell phone and go happily on my way. I wouldn't even wait for the five minutes to pass, just wave to the boss on the way out the door. Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: No Vote, Off last week Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: Well, I guess I'd just have to take my lunch back to my office. Then while everyone else was gone, I'd switch the two guy, with the earlier virus, back to the test system and release a new nasty virus on them... Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Off last week, did not have to vote Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: Those Bastards: First, I would duplicate the virus onto a test enviroment. Then I'd tell the two that I had to so some system maintenance and they had to reboot their computers. While they were rebooting, I'd switch their network connections over to the test enviroment. Then I'd fix the virus on the production system. We'll see how much work those two get done today.... Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Daisy Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: Being a system admin, I'd create a bug on his computer which would routinely create an error, which is easily correctable for me, on his PC. Everytime the error occurred, he'd call me and I'd quickly fix it for him. If he started asking questions about the stability of the computer, I'd simply blame Bill Gates crappy applications and operating systems...
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