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| Week 12 Assignment Status: Jack Attack wins the voting 9 to 1 and becomes our newest CEO!! Task: Question: Week 11 Assignment Status: Task: Question: Opinion Response: I run to the local drugstore, buy a roll of gauze and wrap it around my head. Then I get some ketchup and put a spot on the front. I then tell everyone that I just got out of the hospital from a blow to my head. This meeting was so important, I just told the doctor to wrap it up for now and Ill go back the hospital after the presentation. Week 10 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Kate Task: Question: Opinion Response: I wouldnt tell my mom, thats for damn sure. Id start screaming, Come back here. Someone stop him. Then when everyone came into the hall. Id say, Did you see that? That man just came in and broke our candy machine. Week 9 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Dave Task: Question: Opinion Response: Lie to my brother. Id tell him that we dont have any openings, and he should stay at home looking after mom to make sure she stays out of the Hagan Daz and Oreos. Week 8 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jack Attack (didn't vote) Task: Question: Opinion Response: Sure I'd go and take the money. I can always get a job somewhere else because people are always going to break the law and need help. Week 7 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Shadow Task: Question: Opinion Response: Well, you see, ya know my mom, the one with diabetes, she had to be rushed to the hospital last night. Apparently, she forgot to take her insulin and ate a pint of Hagen Daz Butter Pecan, followed by a bag of Oreos. Her blood sugar was so high when the nurse started her IV, she swears syrup came out of her veins. Anyway, it was touch and go all night. I was just so worried and upset that I couldnt sleep. The only reason I came in to work today was to get out of the hospital and try to distract my mind. I guess I need to get back to the hospital. Im sure you understand. Got to run. Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Fruitloop Task: Question: Opinion Response: Id just do it. I dont embarrass easily, so its really no big deal. Ive done a lot of things much, much more stupid. Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Elvis Task: Question: Opinion Response: I just explain that I was originally going to take my mom (you know, the one with the diabetic condition) but she had an attack at the last minute and since I had this ticket, I asked the fellow employee. Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Did not have to vote last week Task: Question: Opinion Response: When its time to go, its time to go, so Im out of here. Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Cheezbyt Task: Question: Opinion Response: I would pretend that my beeper went off and say, Oh, this is an emergency call from my mom, you know, the one that is insulin dependent. I better go and call her. Then I would leave and go to the Burger King down the street. Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jack Attack - did not vote Task: Question: Opinion Response: Let them bumble around, definitely. Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Super Taylor Task: Question: Opinion Response: I would get into the brown-nosers computer and move an important file to some insignificant folder. Then when the brown-noser couldnt find the file, I find it and SAVE THE DAY.
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Registration Question Response: Why are you leaving work early? "My mom called and said she was out insulin and I needed to go get her some more before she went into a diabetic coma".
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