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| Week 11 Assignment Status: Task: Kate was terminated on October 8, 2001. Week 10 Assignment Status: Task:  COMPLETEQuestion:
COMPLETEOpinion Response: I tell the rest of the people on my floor what I've done and tell them, since it's already broken, now's their chance to let out their pent up aggressions on that §$% machine, too. By the time everyone is done kicking the crap out of it for being the most sucky vending machine ever, nobody will remember or care who initially broke it. Week 9 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Hal Task: COMPLETEQuestion:
COMPLETEOpinion Response: I don't lie to either. I would tell my brother about the job openings in our company, tell him what he needs as far as qualifications are concerned, and tell him where to send his resume. None of that is classified information, anyway. I would not tell anyone at work, least of all my boss, that we're related, and since nobody knows my maiden name, they wouldn't make that connection on their own. Week 8 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Angie Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I like taking risks - I would do it. Since I'm making so much more money at that job, I will have saved up enough money to open up my own bar pretty quickly (called the "ishouldbeworking Bar," of course) and won't have to worry about that job not working out. Week 7 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Jack Attack Task: COMPLETEQuestion: COMPLETEOpinion Response: I tell him I wasn't actually sleeping, and hand him my walkman. In it, I've handily put my audio tape "Be the most productive employee in the world - subliminal training," and mention that I've lost 5 pounds in the past 4 days - you see, rather than taking a lunch break, I have been using that free time to turn myself into the most productive employee the company's ever had. Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Fruitloop Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I quickly make a bet with this co-worker that I am sure to win (or that I can cheat on so that I win). If I win the bet (which, of course, I will), not only do I not have to kiss his shoes, but he will have to kiss *my* shoes while having his picture taken, which will then be framed, captioned, and hung in the employee lounge (and did I mention he will have to expose his bare ass while kissing my shoes). Week 5 Assignment Status: Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I wear a tuxedo with a large gay-pride pin on the lapel, along with my purple triangle necklace and my rainbow rings. My boss will think that my (male) fellow employee is open minded, if anything. Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Cheryl Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I give the client my cell-phone number. I have no problem working late as long as it's in a pub with a beer and a smoke. I come up with some of my most creative ideas after a few beers, anyway. Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Kerri Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would stick my remote-controlled, electronic whoopie cushion down the back of my pants and, while putting my tray on the table, set off a few juicy sounding farts. By the time I sat down, not only would the smelly guy be gone, but most of the other lunchers, too, so I would have my pick of seats in the cafeteria and enjoy my lunch undisturbed. Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Buddhaboy Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: Since we're all on the same network, I would offer them my assistance - company productivity would suffer from a virus attack and that could affect the bonus I'm hoping to get, especially after the boss finds out who really saved the day. Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Did not have to vote last week Task: COMPLETEQuestion: CORRECTOpinion Response: I would hack into the brown-noser’s computer and install a macro activated by the keystrokes d-e-a-r b-o-s-s so that every e-mail the toad writes to our boss will begin with "hey, stupid!" Next, I would tell my boss in "confidence" that I’m worried about our brown-nosing friend – he’s been having a lot of personal problems and claims to hear voices telling him to "kill the boss." And lastly, I would follow George Costanza’s "Tips on Working Hard" (appear to work late, never walk the halls without a document in your hand, etc.) and I’m sure he’d notice me, now that he’s too worried to hang around Brown Noser.
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Registration Question Response: Why are you leaving work early? "I really didn't want to tell you this, boss, but I've been planning a surprise "we love you" party for you and I need to get to the liquor store to get the finest Champagne before they close..."
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