Name: Jeff |
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| Week 6 Assignment Status: Jeff was terminated after week 5 of our contest. Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Rowan Task: 
COMPLETEQuestion:
CORRECTOpinion Response: To the office snitch: "The clients you saw me with last night are also very good long time friends of mine from another business, they turned out not to be interested in our business and since they were friends and it didn't work out I feel guilty putting it on the expense account so please transfer the bill to me, I have had the same debate when taking former coworkers out and trying to get them involved in our business. Do we have a policy on this?" Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Nobody (off this week) Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: First call HR and tell them I am heading to my shrink after a terrible morning. Phone call in from cell phone to my boss: I lost gravity in my living room, I find it hard to believe too. I awoke this morning to find myself on the couch on the ceiling. I couldn't get to the phone or or anything, at this point I think I am gonna call it a day and head to my shrink. (At this point my boss has 2 options. a) call me in for a drug test, which i will pass, i'm drunk not stoned. b) give up on this because the stress of my job could put me out on short or long term disability and some day, I WOULD BE BACK) Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Sasch Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I once saw a "Touched by an Angel" episode, where a doctors mother was counting on a trip to the Vatican for Easter. This reminds me of my dear old aunt Flo. She has terminal cancer and has been given about 6 mos. to live. We have planned this trip before her diagnoses and now it would be devastating to cancel on her. If all else fails I think it may be time to invoke HR, management hates HR. Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Manda Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I think it's time for a some Timbuktu to be installed on my department heads machine. Timbuktu will allow me to pillage through the boss' machine and get that excel spreadsheet report. I also have been burning the midnight oil to get the access, so i'll ever be percieved as working even harder to pick up the work load left by the first 2 casualties. Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Manda Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would tell the boss that everytime I am down helping people in the mail dept after hours, get out our marketing materials, that the late UPS and FEDex pick up guys light up while waiting for us to load up. I think the cigarette butts are a small price to pay for the late pickup guys waiting for us. Registration Question: "Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?" Jeff's Response: "We are trying some out of the box marketing ideas. The first initiative is the man on the street opinion. Depending on the outcome WE were going to roll it up to management." |
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