Name: Lancer
Dept: Tech
Age/Sex:  21, Female
Married: No
Location: Maryland
Job: Computer Engineer
Job Description: Research
Experience: 1 year
Hobbies: Online games, shopping, music

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Week 10 Assignment Status:
Lancer was terminated on 9/23/02.

Week 9 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Lancer
Task: Not In Yet
Question: Not In Yet
Opinion Response: Not In Yet


Week 8 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Lancer
Task:
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Opinion Response: I would first spill more on the envelopes, then go to my boss and tell him that I was trying to get him some lunch because I thought he would be busy and he would miss his lunch. On the way back, someone grabbed my purse and ran with it. The robber pushed me to the ground, along with the documents and the food. I was more concern with the documents, so I opened it to make sure it's ok, but the soda spilled through the envelopes...personally, I think they should have better quality envelopes. I would tell him that the security guard caught the robber with my purse, and I had to go down to the police station, in case he wonders where is my purse and why was I gone for a long time.

Week 7 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Rowan
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Opinion Response: I would tell him I would join
and act very excited about the money. After I
gain his trust, I would start gathering evidence that he is trying to
blackmail the company. I would also need to get my hands on the "fool proof plan" so I know what it is and have hard evidence also. After I get enough information, I would write an anonymous email and give my boss everything I have on that guy. The boss would have to fire the guy, and point all the evidence in his face. When everything's over, I would let my boss know, in private, that I sent the email. I wouldn't ask for anything, but the boss should know what to do to keep my mouth shut.


Week 6 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Rowan
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Opinion Response: I would go to work the next day and complains about a major headache since the daywe played softball. Then I would purposely open pages on severe head injuries (symptons, sickness, etc...), websites of lawyers, and head injuries related lawsuits. I would then let the boss accidentally pass by my computer (or the other computer snitch would do). I would tell my boss I'm fine, but I can still feel the headache...everyday! I guess the boss would then trying to make me feel better by satisfying my needs (in a raise, vacations, worklaods, etc)

Week 5 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Nobody (off this week)
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Opinion Response: I would ask my boss to go to lunch with me the next day, and I would tell my boss, "Mr and Mrs X (some name) are having their anniversary today!" I would also say, "They were very excited about their 20th anniversary, they talked about how they met...in their friend's birthday party...both were drinking margarita at the same time. I did not drink too much, since I still wanted to talk a little about business! We drank a little margaritas, but they went on and kept drinking. They said it's fine for them to drink because they're going on a cruise the the next day. I was not going to pay for ALL the margaritas and other bottles of wine, but as you know, they did delay one day of their vacation just to see us. I felt obligated to pay for their total meals because I don't want our company to lose a client! Our client also promised to set up a "strictly business" meeting with us right after his vacation!"

Week 4 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Testpod
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Opinion Response: Oh gosh...did you hear about the accident near my house??? This big trailer and two cars smashed into the poles near my house...and they knocked down the poles with electric and telephone wires! My alarm clock was out, and my nephew who is staying with me was late to school! The teacher was upset becasue my nephew has a test today. I had to explain the whole ordeal with her. After I dropped him off at school, the traffic was backing up because thye haven't clear the scene yet! I am so glad that I use a short cut to get to work. Else it would take be at least 5 hours!

Week 3 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Had Monday off last week, no vote
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Opinion Response: I will be able to keep in touch with you
(the boss) through my labtop...we can do video conferencing, or I can even send you my work. I will even give you my hotel number so you can reach me at anytime. We can also test out our new GPS software. The distance might help the testing stage of this project. The sooner we get it done, the better right?


Week 2 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Sam
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Opinion Response: I would go to other departments to first ask for a list of people getting fired by telling them that the payroll manager's secretary has to
leave early because of labor, and she asks me to bring the information to
her boss asap so that they can file the people who will be fired separately and prepare special paychecks for them. Afterwards, I would go to my manager and do the same thing, and since I have other evidence in my hands, my manager should not suspect me of wanting to look up that information. Besides, if I am on that list, he would not give it to me, even if I offer to put the list in a sealed envelope


Week 1 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Had Monday off last week, no vote
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Opinion Response: Jeez...that must be the janitors who left
those cigarette butts. Couple months ago, I was walking to my car, and two of the workers from the cleaning crew was smoking near the side of thebuilding, just so that their supervisor can't see. When they saw me, theyacted very surprise, and immediately dumped the cigarettes in the flowerbed and left. They were probably afraid that I would tell on them, but I am not that type of employee. Besides, I don't recognize them anyway. Iguess that's why they start smoking on the loading dock. I don't know
anyone who sneaks out and smokes so that must be them.


Registration Question:
"Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?"
Lancer's Response:
"I would tell them that the heel of my shoe broke. I can't go to the billion-dollar-deal meeting with another company without new shoes. Unless they want the company to go bankrupt, I would tell the snitch to mind his/her business. Besides, what's the snitch doing at the mall? I would tell on the snitch too! Blackmailing would be good."

 

 

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