Name: Ozzz |
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| Week 11 Assignment Status: Ozzz was terminated on Sepember 30, 2002. Week 10 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Gem Task: 
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would puke between my legs on the floor mat. If I got it on the floormat I could have it steam cleaned or get a new one. I would tell my boss when I was done that I had been up all night puking, and that I was just trying to get through the day, that way I'd look like a trooper. Week 9 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Lancer Task:
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CORRECT Opinion Response: I would go down to my local bar that way I wouldn't have to see them and feel obligated to help. At least I would be able to watch the game in peace then. Week 8 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Gusto Task:
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CORRECT Opinion Response: I would take them to my boss and say you will not beleive what happend to me. I was walking back from my car and This guy ran into me and spilled his smoothie all over me and the documents (I would smear smoothie on my shirt and pants). When he spilled on me I was so shocked that I droped to documents and they went all over the palce. They got all soggy when I was trying to pick them all up. I am sorry, can you beleive some people, he didn't even say he was sorry. Week 7 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Rowan Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: No I wouldn't join him. I am honest and don't think blackmailing the company is a good idea for that small amount of money. I can't jet set off to some exotic location on 250K and ! live without working. I would never be able to come back to the USA without facing an arrest. No amount of money is worth not being able to live here in the best county on the whole damn planet. Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Zeeee Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would shake it off and get up and get ready to bat again. My boss would know I wasn't hurt that bad and really kick my ass if I tried anything (He is in the Karate Hall of Fame). He would thin! k more of my for not being a wuss and give me favorable treatment for being a man about it. Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Adam Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: The first thing I would do is go and find the company snitch. I would act all buddy buddy with him and rag on him for leaving early. I would tell him that I was about to introduce him to a big time player in the real estate market. I would tell him that I was buttering the guy up for a huge deal and when I said hey that guy is a co-worker he wanted to meet you. He was so offended when you ran out of here that I might not get the deal. I would suggest that we meet him this evening to make amends. When we get there I would have my friend call and bitch me out and tell me that we won't be doing business. That way the company snitch will look like the bad guy Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Crystal Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would get dressed and hurry out to work. I wouldn't answer my cell phone because I know my boss would be calling. I would be careful not to get to close to my office and go to the park around the corner. I would pick a fight with the bums and homeless people that are always there and let them kick the crap out of me. That way when I reak of alcohol and can blame it on the bums spilling it all over me. I would then shatter my cell phone That way I couldn't have called my boss. I would stumble across the street and into my office all beaten and bruised. He would see me looking like a doormat and I would ask him to call the cops. I would then ask him what time it was and play off that I had been out for a few hours from the beating. I get off with only a butt whooping and still have my job. Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Trixxie Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would remind my boss that I was going to the Bahammas to meet a potential Client. The guy is looking at spending $500,000 a month with us and we can't blow off a customer like this. I would tell him I would be back on Tuesday morning but that I would set up a conference call with my webcam so I could be there. That way I get to go to bahammas, keep my job and get away with not being there. Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Had Monday off last week, no vote Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: What I would do is get my buddy in IT to tell the department manager that he needed to do some work on his computer. I would have him search though the Emails and look though files in his office to find out how many more people would be let go. To kee! p my manager out of his office I would piss off a customer and have my manager have to talk to them and then keep asking my manager about better ways to deal with that sort of situation so he can think I want to be a better employee Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Shamu Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would tell the boss that I saw the president of the company out there with the big wig clients they had in town yesterday. I would elaborate on how all they talked about was the big deal they were closing and my boss was spurned on, that way he can never confront them about it. He would just look like a jealous employee who accused the big boss of doing something wrong. More than likely he would let! it go and my friend would be off scott free. Its a win-win situation, my friend gets off and my boss looks like the boob. Registration Question: "Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?" Ozzz's Response: "I would sneek over to the snitch's work station and log him onto some gay porn sites and penis enlargement sites. That way the boss would get a report from IT and would just discount the snitch's words as a coverup for his porn surfing, this way my buddy gets off scott free and the snitch is no longer a credible source of information. Just for good measure, I would send an email to another co worker from his machine bad mouthing my best freind for spurning his advances. This will make it look like he is disgruntled over being rejected." |
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