Name: Rowan
Dept: Marketing
Age/Sex:  30, Female
Married: No
Location: Oregon
Job: Rock DJ
Job Description: air shifts, live remote broadcasts, make commercials
Experience: 1 year
Hobbies: photography, reading, cooking, camping, hiking, music

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Week 8 Assignment Status:
Rowan was terminated on 9/9/02.

Week 7 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Rowan
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Opinion Response: In a word, no.

Week 6 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Rowan
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Opinion Response: I'd play it up a bit, wobbling when I stand, holding my head, and use the oppurtunity to get close to that cute guy in marketing... maybe he could drive me home.... make sure I get to bed okay.... after all, I might have a concussion, so perhaps he should stay for a while, chat with me, keep me from falling asleep, perhaps forever....

Week 5 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Jeff
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Opinion Response: I can't believe he didn't recognize Jones and his wife! That's one of our biggest accounts. I was simply taking them out to appease them, as I had to re-do the whole Jones marketing theme recently, and he was upset at the delay in publication. He insisted I bring my husband, as he was bringing his wife. Fortunately, a few margaritas were all it took to make them happy! Oh, and dinner, and more margaritas, and....

Week 4 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Nobody (off this week)
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Opinion Response: I'd have to come in with a huge mess of art supplies,, carrying them all into my office mutterring loudly about new marketing ideas. Then I'd sit down at my desk and start drawing madly, jotting notes everywhere. When the boss shows up to chastise me for being late, I'll look at him with a harried expression and say "Sorry, can't talk now. Jones called me up last night and insisted on a redesign of his ad. I've been up all night!"

Week 3 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Zeeee
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Opinion Response: Hey boss, you've known about this vacation for WEEKS. I requested the time off THREE MONTHS ago. If you're honest, you'll admit you don't want to lose me..... I'm going on vacation. You can fire me if you like (I was looking for a job when I came here, after all, I can look again), but you'd be much better off letting me take my vacation and come back refreshed and even more productive, perhaps with some new marketing ideas!

Week 2 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Manda
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Opinion Response: Well, you see, I've always gotten along very well with everybody. I don't make any waves, I keep secrets, I offer a sympathetic ear. So.... I'll just ask. I always get the answers I need

Week 1 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Rowan (didn't vote)
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Opinion Response: Hey, I'm a non-smoker... how would I know who's been smoking? Perhaps one of the drivers? It is a loading dock, after all! In fact, since it's outside, those butt could have come from anywhere, it's not like those docks are guarded or anything!

Registration Question:
"Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?"
Rowan's Response:
"I would take the snitch out for drinks, get him or her drunk and get....ahem.... naughty pictures of him/her. Then I'd threaten to post them on the company website"

 

 

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