Name: Shamu
Dept: Admin
Age/Sex:  46, Male
Married: Yes
Location: Ohio
Job: Network Administrator
Job Description: Responsible for WAN and internet connectivity
Experience: 15 years
Hobbies: Aviation, photography, working out

shamterm.gif (34931 bytes)

Week 2 Assignment Status:
Shamu was terminated in week 1 of our contest.

Week 1 Assignment Status:

Voted To Fire: Shamu (voted incorrectly)
Task: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETE
Question: bullseye.gif (879 bytes) COMPLETE

Opinion Response: Boss, it was on the loading dock for goodness sakes, I'm sure it was the NEW delivery (UPS/FEDEX/etc..) person who took a smoke break before heading out. WE are all on the company stop-smoking assistance plan through the HMO, so
it could not have been an employee...


Registration Question:
"Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?"
Shamu's Response:
"He was on his way there, and mentioned it to the CEO's administrative assistant in the break room. They have been friends since they had the same start/hire date and went through orientation together. She has asked him to pick up some custom-made shirts for the CEO since she will not have time to get to the mall herself. Therefore, the company snitch loses, since he would be calling the CEO's admin a liar (always a lose/lose deal)."

 

 

Click here to cast your vote

All Office Survival text, graphics, and backgrounds created and owned by Artstorm Web Services