Name: Zeeee |
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| Week 7 Assignment Status: Zeeee was terminated after week 6 of our contest. Week 6 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Rowan Task: 
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CORRECTOpinion Response: I would basically not come to for a little while at first. Of course I need to build the suspense, then faking concussion I have the perfect excuse to leave the picnic, I mean "who in their right mind wants to be there anyway?" Come monday, well of course I would still be feeling not too well and might need to have some strange sounding tests done, all in all I would have scored the perfect excuse for a fine monday of sleeping in. I dont think the boss will check to close on this one. Week 5 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Zeeee (voted out-of-department) Task:
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CORRECTOpinion Response: If you act guilty, then you are guilty. Act as if you were supposed to be there, and ask him why he didn't join you and your clients. This is assuming the snitch doesn't know your friends. Later bring up a casual conversation with your boss and ravel off some bullshit involving what your clients had to say last night. Week 4 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Nobody (off this week) Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would call a colleague on their cell phone and get them to explain to them boss that they had forgotten to notify them that I am ill with severe gastro. Coz it's not from me it will have enough cred. And then...well why just go back to bed for a rest. Besides I have surely earned it. Week 3 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Sasch Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: "OK boss, if you need me then so be it.... however I think our overseas clients that I am taking with me to view the possible purchase site may be a little dissapointed, especially as we worked so hard just to get this contract. I am sure the CEO agrees with whatever your decision is. Oh and it wasnt me who put that photocopy of their ass in your intray" Week 2 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Manda Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I would spend my day doing research, very "important" company research. This would enable me to learn the art of hypnotism, from there a few after work drinkies with the boss. At the suitable time, they would be getting veeeery sleeepy.... If all else fails, oh well.... looks like sexual favours again, so I would get my mate to do his 'friend's' duty and find that information in the dark hours of the night. Week 1 Assignment Status: Voted To Fire: Rizzah Task:
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COMPLETEOpinion Response: I hate accountants. I have no friends in accounting. They should be locked up along with mime artists, and parking inspectors. All of them.... Closet facists. Besides how could i know who was smoking... I went fishing all last week Registration Question: "Your best friend (and co-worker) has been seen idling at the mall on company time by the company snitch. What do you do to help your friend out of this untimely jam?" Zeeee's Response: "I would get confident. Point out to the boss that I am actually on my way to a meeting which I TOLD him about some time ago, but he has FAILED to remember. Then get thinking on an arse covering alibi whilst enjoying a beer at the pub." |
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