office survival:

Assignment #13

Employee submission deadline is 12/1/2000
There will be no day off given for this final assignment.


- Back in the 1980's, there was a song called "The Safety Dance". The easy part of your task is to find out the name of the band that recorded it. The hard part is to find out how many times they say the word "dance" in the song.

ANSWER: Men without Hats, "dance" is said 39 times in the radio version and 45 times in the original EP.


- In the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", the bridgekeeper asks each knight 3 questions that they must answer correctly before crossing the bridge.

What is the SECOND question each knight is asked?

ANSWER: After asking each knight "What is your name?", he then asks them "What is your quest?'. The third question gets tricky.

- For this final week you have a 3 part response.
  1.) Which Office Survival task do you think was the most difficult? Explain why.

  2.) What part of the Office Survival contest was the most fun? Explain why.

  3.) Explain why do you deserve to win the Office Survival contest.

Each employee in the contest must submit their info ASAP and the overall performance of their assignment will be what determines their fate each week. Will the biggest Slacker win the appreciation of the voters, or will submitting quickly be the key to success? We'll find out as employees are terminated.

If you have an idea or suggest for any Office Survival tasks, questions, or opinion subjects, please send them to us! If we use yours you will be credited on this page when it's posted.