Name: Bombshell
Age/Sex: Old enough to know better, Female
Married: Yes
Location: USA
Real Job: Admin. Asst., her highness
Job Description: Look busy, "I told you...", bug the underlings
Experience: Way toooo many
Hobbies: Living, cracking up, procreating

JessPrincess2000
Task: COMPLETED, 8th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - $38.50
Opinion Response: "Oh, is that the Chivas that Weasel Liversmith gave you this morning? Well, word has it that he received a great deal on that case in his desk drawer and he's been selling them to students that attend classes with your daughter. What is this world coming to!! And when I was picking up your dry cleaning and heading on to the Florist to order the roses for your mother's birthday this morning, I spotted a man screaming at a lovely senior citizen. Was I ever surprised to see that it was your dear Mother and Weasel in the middle of an altercation! Your mother's tears are still embedded in my mind as I drove her home safely. The nice Policeman said he would need Weasel to stay at least 2 more weeks on parole. So to help keep department vacation schedules organized, I will gladly switch my vacation to next week. Oh, no Sir, just one week will do for now!"

Conan, JessPrincess2000
Task: COMPLETE - "A Hydraulically powered white-out staple gun"
Question Response: CORRECT  -"LL Cool J"
Opinion Response: "Morning!!! Me? Late? yep, I stayed in bed - had lots of stuff on my mind. And, ohhhhhhhhh, hey, who picked out your shirt. Anyway, as I laid there, it dawned on me that you have some real hang-ups about time. And, then a really cool thought went barreling through my little mind......hey, I'm rich and you aren't! I'moutahere."

Jeff, JessPrincess2000
Task: COMPLETED, 8th employee to finish (won a day off)
Question Response: CORRECT - "stackable tray"
Opinion Response: "Requirements include little things like hard hats, steel toed shoes, leather gloves, flame retardant clothing, ear plugs, and respirators and a great love for the outdoors on any typical 105 degree day............I said I don't think so. And ten years later, they've grown to love silk and lace in the old work place."

Jason, Tania
Task: Completed, 2nd employee to finish
Task URL:  CLICK HERE
Question Response: CORRECT  "Continental, El Dorado"
Opinion Response: "Pros include little things like protecting
the ozone layer, having a good belly laugh with friends and sharing the cost of gas which is at an all-time high these days. Cons would include the pain of making 3 or 4 people late when you are having one of those mornings."

Jason, Tania
Task: Completed, 8th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT "hands down, 3 licks, says the Wise Old Owl"
Opinion Response: "Typically, the only reason I bring a brown bag lunch is because it matches my outfit. And of course, on those days that "brown" is good, I pack my little bag with small survival treats such as double stuffed Oreos to keep the day peaceful and I share, of course."

Why Were You Late?: "As I left my house 1 hour early, I came upon a car accident and one of the vehicles looked exactly like the BIG BOSS's car. I immediately parked my car safely off the road and ran to assist with the recovery of the bodies. The emergency personnel thought I was a doctor and began asking for advice, I had white hose on, afterall. It was very hard for them to believe that I was just an administrative assistant to a bunch of lying Enviromental liars, since my advice and recommendations were right on the money. I tried to leave, to arrive at work on time, but they continued begging for my wisdom. At this point the only thing they would believe was that I was scheduled to perform a lobotomy surgey on the local mayor. Thus, allowing me an excuse to hurry on to work."

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