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Name: Brock
Age/Sex: 25, Male
Married: Yes
Location: Washington
Real Job: Financial Analyst
Job Description: Analyze financial data
Experience: 3 years
Hobbies: Sports, computing |
A
job well done by Brock, our new CEO
Week 13 Assignment
Status:
Task: 
INCORRECT 46 (45 for original EP, 39 in radio version)
Question Response:  CORRECT (What is your Quest?)
Opinion Responses:
1.) Which Office Survival task do you think was the most difficult?
Explain why.
I think the most difficult part of the OS contest was trying to figure out who the heck to
vote for. Not knowing these people, I always hoped that someone didn't turn part of their
assignment in...that way, it was easy to vote for the ultimate slacker. Once it got down
to the final 8 or so, it became more difficult and I started looking for voting patterns.
If I saw someone consistently racking up votes week after week, I would vote for them as
then it gave me a better chance to last.
2.) What part of the Office Survival contest was the most
fun? Explain why.
The most fun part of the OS game has been checking every Friday morning to see if I was
still alive....because my firewall at work doesn't let me get to the conference room, I
would refresh the Voting history page until I saw someone knocked off...I am surprised
that I wasn't one of the first kicked out!
3.) Explain why do you deserve to win the Office Survival
contest.
I deserve to win because I am a slacker---(ask my wife) and actually
enjoyed slacking in a "constructive" way....plus, I put some thought into my
voting and figure that I may have a clue for once!
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Week 12 Results:
Voted To Fire: Kim
Task:
COMPLETED
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: You have no choice here.....the fact is, if you don't use
your sick days you lose them and why lose free days of paid fun? You must call in sick, as
this lets you lay around in bed and watch the old reruns of threes company. Plus, you
could even catch up on that great old Scrabble gameshow....but if you are truly lucky, you
will find "Press your luck" on somewhere and you can yell "NO WHAMMY, NO
WHAMMY, STOP!!!"
Week 11 Results:
Voted To Fire: Krista
Task: COMPLETED, 1st to finish
Opinion Response: I would say "These are special shoes imported
directly from Bolivia. In Bolivia Viagra has been made very cheap due to a revolutionary
process of creating the drug. Because of this, the prices have dropped dramatically there,
however, Pfizer hurts our golden generation by charging outrageous drug prices in the US.
These shoes carry a secret compartment where a one month supply is held. For $75 dollars,
you get 30 pills! You cannot buy this incredible offer in stores!!!!! When you need a
refill, just call me and you can purchase another set of shoes..wink, wink...."
Week 10 Results:
Voted To Fire: Flash
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I would tell my boss that I would love to go
cook them burgers, but they would need to sign a release as the last time I cooked burgers
I caused a local outbreak of e-coli. If they believed it, they would be complete suckers,
but at least I wouldn't have to get off my butt to make them burgers."
Week 9 Results:
Voted To Fire: Jason
Task: COMPLETED, 1st to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "The Donald" We had this manager named
Donald who was this huge guy who thought he was smarter than everyone else. He would
always procrastinate to the last minute and then when something went wrong he looked for
the first person to make the fall guy. The funniest part was that it wasn't just the
employees that called him this, even clients who bitched to us about him thought it was
funny. We would all ask if the Donald was on his way out. If he was, we would all run to
lunch (including the client) just before he got there. One time, he sat in the conference
room, took off his shoes and sat on the phone for 2 hours, all while the client and us
were sitting there! It doesn't sound as funny as it is written, but this guy was such a
cracker that you have to see what he looks like for it to truly make sense."
Week 8 Results:
Voted To Fire: Jason
Task: COMPLETED, 2nd employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - Leiter, Pettitte
Opinion Response: "If my boss wanted to fire my manager, I would tell the
boss that the manager has a mental disorder and is set to erupt against anyone who
irritates her. I would then tell the boss to call my doctor friend and have the doctor
play along in order to save her job."
Week 6 and
7 Assignment Results:
Voted To Fire for week 6: Jason, Jason
Task: COMPLETED
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Question Response: CORRECT - 1/16 bushel
Opinion Response: "You see, I have this friend who is
really
pissed that he lost his job last week. After getting himself plowed daily, he has decided
to see if he can get another friend to lose his job and have some time off to sit back and
watch the Mariners. This must be his way of trying to get to us. We must stay solid in our
attack and play his game better than him.
Week 5 Results:
Voted To Fire: Conan
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - $38.50
Opinion Response: "I would state that I have already booked my airline
ticket and believe that my hard work and dedication over the years beats out the snied ass
loser that thinks he can take over my vacation."
Week 4 Results:
Voted To Fire: Conan, Leah
Task: COMPLETE - "A Hydraulically powered white-out
staple gun"
Question Response: CORRECT -"LL Cool
J"
Opinion Response: "I am lucky that
I have a cool boss....I would
just run into her office with the largest grin imagineable on my face and say NANNY NANNY
BOO BOO like a 3 year old and then hi-tail my butt to the airport on my way to Maui."
Week 3 Results:
Voted To Fire: Conan, Lawrence
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd employee to finish
Question Response: WRONG - "Desk Organizers"
Opinion Response: "The joy of a high-tech company is
absolutely no dress code. I've worn shorts/tshirts/baseball caps for at least 90% of the
past 4 summer months. (Yes, I have washed them). I had a suit for every day at my old job,
which is a reason I quit. Suits are such a pain in the ass. Plus, no need to match!"
Week 2 Results:
Voted To Fire: Jason, Krista
Task: Completed, 1st employee to finish
Task URL: CLICK HERE
Question Response: CORRECT "Continental, El
Dorado"
Opinion Response: "I think carpooling is an interesting phenomenon. Why
get your butt out of bed early to try saving time and pick someone up and then go work? I
think the best part of the day is delaying the inevitable of getting to work. The longer
you can delay, the better. When you carpool, you lose the excuse of bad traffic."
Week 1 Results:
Voted To Fire: Buddy, Leah
Task: Completed, 16th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT "It takes 3 licks
according to Mr. Owl"
Opinion Response: "Brown Baggin
sucks. The only time it is good is when you have some leftover chinese, otherwise you end
up taking a ham sandwich and the bread gets all soggy in the fridge. I think the only way
to go is to eat at Fuji Teriyaki every day."
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