Name: Jason
Age/Sex: 25, Male
Married: No
Location: Virginia
Real Job: Scanner
Job Description: Scanning paper documents into a searchable database
Experience: 1 year
Hobbies: Web design, digital photography, cooking

Flash
Task: INCOMPLETE
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "Captain Dipsh*t" because he is king of the slackers, makes others do his work, claims the work of others as his own and can never answer any questions posed about his supposed work. He makes money in a needless position that could be used better; he is only there to add a face in the chain of command."

Week 8 Results:
Voted To Fire:

John
Task: COMPLETED, 7th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - Leiter, Pettitte
Opinion Response: "I am not the only person in the office that slacks so I would gather my fellow slackers and organize subtle conversations with my boss about my managers many qualifications and contributions to the office. He has always claimed our hard work as his own, so why not use our inside knowledge of his
“accomplishments” to keep him right where he should be?"

Brock
Task: COMPLETED, 2nd employee to finish (got Friday off)
Question Response: CORRECT - $38.50
Opinion Response: "I would not want to be a snitch, but Bob is  planning a vacation with your daughter the week of Topless Beach Party 2000. I know you would not want to hurt your daughter but you need to consider how this will look to the shareholders. Rescheduling them a week before or after may not be a bad idea, I’m glad you thought of it, Sir."

Brock, Leah
Task: COMPLETE - "A Hydraulically powered white-out staple gun"
Question Response: CORRECT  -"LL Cool J"
Opinion Response: "I have sat on my butt doing nothing, taken sick days to spend time at the beach with you daughter, taken extra vacation time, . and gotten paid for all of it. You need to take a more active roll in the daily office routine before you personally cause the business to loose what little profit it is making."

Jeff, Lawrence
Task: COMPLETED, 4th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - "front-load letter tray"
Opinion Response: "Dress codes are just one more thing that
corporate big-wigs have implemented to make us office workers into sheep. The more we conform to their rules, the more we loose a little bit more of ourselves. They force us to buy clothes that we would not normally wear. But if it was not for us spending that money, the clothing manufactures would be out of work."

Barbie, Lawrence
Task: Completed, 4th employee to finish
Task URL:  CLICK HERE (multimedia section)
Question Response: CORRECT  "Continental, El Dorado"
Opinion Response: "I hate being stuck in traffic with a bunch on hot, sweaty, angry guys who are late for work, and then have to spend all day listening to them gripe about my broken a/c. On the pro side, being seen with that cute girl from a few cubicals down can't hurt a guys standing amoung male co-workers, on the con, it does put a few ripples in the dating pool."

Brock, Lawrence
Task: Completed, 11th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT  "3 licks"
Opinion Response: "I don’t just “brown bag” my lunch, I brown box my lunch. I put my lunch into a file box and toss a stack of papers on top it. You can grab a snack in your cubical and look like you are looking for a paper for work. It is also a great way to take home office supplies."

Why Were You Late?: "Well, I was going to call in sick, but then I remembered that I have used all of my sick days. So I decided to be honest and call in lazy but I need the money so I rolled out of bed, go dressed and found my way to work. Hey, be glad I am here now ... if I had showered I would not be here for at least another half hour."

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