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Name: Kim
Age/Sex: 33, Female
Married: Yes
Location: Vermont
Real Job: Quality Assurance Analyst
Job Description: Software testing
Experience: 6 years
Hobbies: Reading, sailing, defying gravity |
Week 13 Assignment
Status:
Kim was released on November 27, 2000. |
Week 12 Results:
Voted To Fire: John
Task: 
COMPLETED
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "If I came in only 2 hours late, it would be an
improvement over my usual 3 hours late. Of course, then I'd have to leave an hour
earlier."
Week 11 Results:
Voted To Fire: Brock
Task:
COMPLETED, 3rd to finish (and got Friday off)
Opinion Response: "Hey mister, these sneakers aren't like others. They
focus pressure into certain meridians on the surface of the feet that will have the same
effect as Viagra! You certainly have heard of the wonders of acupressure? Which is really
the secret behind the great performance of most of our best basketball players! They are
really pumped up out there and its due to these sneakers."
Week 10 Results:
Voted To Fire: Flash
Task:
COMPLETED, 1st to finish
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "Ask the other co-workers I'm talking with to give me a
hand cooking. I'm a little squeamish about cooking using a grill ever since that
unfortunate accident where I burnt my eyelashes off. Really. No kidding"
Week 9 Results:
Voted To Fire: Flash
Task:  INCOMPLETE
Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "The boss' real name is Pat. He has been dubbed Patvert
by some of us female employees. If he knew that, it would probably make him really
happy."
Week 8 Results:
Voted To Fire: Mikey
Task:
COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - Leiter, Pettitte
Opinion Response: "It seems the only way to save the manager's job is to
eliminate the boss. Based on past experiences here, the quickest and most effective way to
accomplish this would be an un-politically correct worded e-mail 'accidentally' sent to
everyone in the company by the 'boss'."
Week 6 and
7 Assignment Results:
Voted To Fire for week 6: Herself for not
voting
Task: Not turned in
Question Response: Not turned in
Opinion Response: Not turned in
Week 5 Results:
Voted To Fire: JessPrincess2000
Task:
COMPLETED, 10th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - $38.50
Opinion Response: "When the coast was clear, I'd drop the following note
"accidentally" on the floor just outside The Boss's office:
Hey <BNG*>, just want to thank you, man, for all your help in gathering info on all
of your Boss' screw-ups since he joined this place. I think I've now got enough ammo to
get him axed by year-end, clearing the way for me to step right in. You can be sure I'll
remember you for this.
You're the greatest!! Say, hope you got that bottle of Chivas Regal I sent; it's the least
I could do to thank you for this!!"
*BNG=Brown-Noser Guy
Week 4 Results:
Voted To Fire: Conan, JessPrincess2000
Task: COMPLETE - "A Hydraulically powered white-out
staple gun"
Question Response: CORRECT -"LL Cool J"
Opinion Response: "I may be rich
but this isn't going to change my
life. I'm going to still continue to come into work like I always have.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Week 3 Results:
Voted To Fire: Jeff, Leah
Task: COMPLETED, 2nd employee to
finish (won a day off)
Question Response: CORRECT - "letter trays"
Opinion Response: "My picture was actually taken at
work. This is
our dress code. Why would anyone want to get away with not following it??"
Week 2 Results:
Voted To Fire: Jeff, Leah
Task: Completed, 6th employee to finish
Task URL: CLICK HERE
Question Response: CORRECT "Continental, El Dorado"
Opinion Response: "I would LOVE to be a passenger in a carpool-
able to constantly change the radio station, pick up the pacifier, read the newspaper,
pick up the stuffed turtle, eat, pick up the pacifier, all without having to worry about
staying in my own lane. However, I doubt I'd find anyone willing to allow my toddler and
dog, fighting over an Eggo waffle, into their back seat."
Week 1 Results:
Voted To Fire: Brock, JessPrincess2000
Task: Completed, 5th employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT "Mr. Owl says it takes 3 licks to get to the
center of a Tootsie Pop"
Opinion Response: "Eating out,
definitely. I have a co-worker who brings lunch every day and the choice is salad or Boca
burger. Basically, whole vegetables or smushed vegetables. What kind of choice is that???
Also, if you eat at your desk, some yahoo always drags you into work discussions on your
lunch break: (Oh, good!
You're here!!)"
Why Were You Late?: "My dog ate my car tires ( a true
occurrence)".
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