Name: Mikey
Age/Sex: 26, Male
Married: Yes
Location: New York
Real Job: Broadcasting
Job Description: Talk bad about famous people
Experience: 8 years
Hobbies: Watching football, wishing it was football season

Jason
Task: COMPLETED
Question Response: CORRECT - Leiter, Pettitte
Opinion Response: "God bless The Office Rumor Mongers! A quick word to one of them will get the job done: 'Did you hear about my manager? He knows he's gonna get fired and already has a job lined up at our most powerful and hated competitor! Boy, with everything he knows...we're in trouble.'"

Week 6 and 7 Assignment Results:
Voted To Fire for week 6:

Flash, Kim
Task: COMPLETED
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Question Response: CORRECT
Opinion Response: "I had heard that you (boss) might be leaving the company and frankly, I can't imagine working here without your guidance. If you can assure me that you're on board, I'll do the same....(sucker.)

Did I say that out loud?"

Kim
Task: COMPLETED, 1st employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - $38.50
Opinion Response: " Well I'd hate to resort to Grandpa's illness (again,) so I'd explain that I happened to have my camera with me last Friday when he was "locking up." Strange, that he locked up from...the inside, with the owner's wife...and what's with the blindfolds? If that didn't work, well a grown man crying like a baby is strangely persuasive."

Flash, Leah
Task: COMPLETE - "A Hydraulically powered white-out staple gun"
Question Response: CORRECT  -"LL Cool J"
Opinion Response: "I have decided not to continue with the company, consider this my 15 second notice. By the way, in the interest of maximizing shareholder wealth, I'd like to recommend that you take a moment away from polishing the C.E.O.'s rear end with your lips so that I might lay the smackdown on your pathetic self."

Jeff, Lawrence
Task: COMPLETED, 3rd employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT - "letter tray"
Opinion Response: "Swear to goodness, I will not accept a job at which a baseball cap and jeans won't cut it."

Jeff, Lawrence
Task: Completed, 3rd employee to finish
Task URL:  CLICK HERE
Question Response: CORRECT  "Continental, El Dorado"
Opinion Response: "My car is the only personal space I have left! Go to work, you're in "The Man's" space. Go home and, if married, you're in "The Woman's" space (admit guys, it's her castle, you are merely the guard dog.) Share my only space with people who wouldn't give a drink of water if I were dying of thirst? Not today."

Was off on Friday and didn't vote
Task: Completed, 3rd employee to finish
Question Response: CORRECT "3 (as in uh-one-uh, uh-two-uh, thurrrreeeee...)"
Opinion Response: "The Stupid Weasel" by Mikey
While it's good to get away from the office, you leave yourself open to attack by The Stupid Weasel:
BOSS: "Where's Mikey?"
TSW: "Another long lunch is my guess."
or:
BOSS: "Seen Mikey?"
TSW: "He said he had to sleep it off."
I'll bring my lunch, thank you. Stupid Weasel.
Peace!!

Why Were You Late?: "It's pretty deeply personal, it won't happ..en..againnnnnaaaahhhhhhgggg IT'S HAPPENING AGAIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

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